33 Memes for a Breath of Fresh Air

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  • 01

    Angel And Devil

    I♡ my two personalities
  • 02

    A Crime

    idk how to explain it but the new ms frizzle is homophobic
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  • 03

    Teamwork

    To be a spider carried like a sacred object in the antlers and horns of four legged beasts. Hector www.hecto
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    Truly Deranged Coding

    This is the software equivalent of a message smeared on the walls in blod 69 // Dear programmer: // When I wrote this code, only god and 10 // I knew how it worked. 11 12 13 // Now, only god knows it! // // Therefore, if you are trying to optimize 14 // this routine and it fails (most surely), // please increase this counter as a 16 // warning for the next person: 15 17 11 18 // total hours wasted here = 254 19 20
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  • 05

    Complaining Isn't Optional

    Got my performance review. Works, but makes Sad Noises ALT
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  • 06

    They Need The Fit

    I absolutely REFUSE to acknowledge the authority of any DM not wearing the official Dungeons & Dragons® Dungeon Master™ uniform: DUNGEONS &ORAGONS DUNGEON MASTER INCLUDES: Robet Colle Bald Cap Wig
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  • 07

    Totally Harmless

    Found this in my yard. Not sure what kind of bug it is but seems chill...
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  • 08

    BBQ Master

    This world shall know Pro-Pain
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  • 09

    Excuses, Excuses

    Coworker: omg text me anytime you need a shift covered Me: can you work today Coworker: omg sorry my uncles hamster is in town or I would
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  • 10

    They Stepped A Fight Up A Notch

    always some sh goin on at waffle house CRC WAFFLE HOUSE 10-60 ORDERS AVAILABLE 10 200000 PIENTS DVAL
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  • 11

    He Always Had Different Faces

    Watching Abducted in Plain Sight; Presented by Jim Carrey
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  • 12

    All My Savings

    teller: so did you wanna deposit the whole $3? me: yo lower your I voice RAR
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  • 13

    A Good Whacking

    Aphrodite demonstrating on Eros the correct Chankla technique
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  • 14

    The Bar Is So Low

    When he knows how to correctly use "there, their and they're"
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  • 15

    Nightmare Uber

    RATE YOUR RIDE The driver nearly got arrested. Took 5 hours to get to destination and we crashed at least 3 times (WITH NO SEATBELT). Also his weird green dog kept eating my eggs.
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  • 16

    They Just Wanna Talk

    Is this church gonna whoop Jesus's a? URCH of GOD ROPHECY JESUS 6:00 PARKING LOT
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  • 17

    Yummy Snack

    Me in the kitchen at 1am
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  • 18

    Seduction Outfit

    bae: put on that red thing I like me:
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  • 19

    Upper Body Strength Left The Chat

    When you can't open a jar after 30 minutes & you start questioning whether you really are a strong independent woman who don't need no man
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  • 20

    It's Over

    Titanic passenger clings to the sinking ship during its last moments (1912)
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  • 21

    Universal Driving Hand Of Frustration

    What does this mean? Meeko Suave @MeekoSuavee "Use yo is you doing? blinker!" "Whyyyy are you braking?" "Why you going so "Goooooooo" slooww?"
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  • 22

    At Least It's A Distraction

    Me, talking to my cat: idk I just feel really sad lately My cat: hey buddy, you know what would cheer you up? Me: please don't show me your My cat, already turned around: this is MY
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  • 23

    Distinct Parallels

    Santa Claus WEARS BRINGS JOY ASSOCIATED A RED HAT WITH A POLE Exotic Dancer Firefighter IS OFTEN HOT
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  • 24

    Keep It Cute

    *on the payphone with my family while at Basic Training* family: how are they treating you? my Drill Sergeant:
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  • 25

    No Boom

    Less flamboyant relative of the Boom Chacalaca t Curassow Trax rubra 3 ft. (90 cm) Plain Chachalaca Ortalis vetula To 2 ft. (60 cm) Fork-tailed Flycatcher Tyrannus savana To 16 in. (40 cm) Cn
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  • 26

    Just Unnecessary

    When you told the court minstrel you weren't interested but then he sends you a painting of his King Richard
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  • 27

    We're Hobbits

    Female clothing: no pockets Gollum's 500 year old tattered rags: has pockets where he keeps "fishbones, goblins' teeth, wet shells, a bit of bat-wing, a sharp stone to sharpen his fangs on, and other nasty things." Me @ women's clothing designers: I NEED POCKETS FOR MY NASTY THINGS
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  • 28

    Upstanding Citizen

    Featherless Biped THIS IS A MAN
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  • 29

    He's The One To Impress

    "girls only wear makeup and dress nice for guys!" false. I preen for Satan.
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  • 30

    Fragile

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  • 31

    Medically Disqualified

    You're a Doctor Pick any 3 to respond to a woman's medical problems Your uterus hates you. Bummer. Your body is too fat. Sks to be you. has girl feelings. That's $700. Your fat Your brain is a mystery. Your girl feelings is a lost cause. Your research is not important. Your life is just like that. Your condition isn't necessary. Your pain told me you were lying. Your comfort was stolen by pixies. Think positive Pray more6.3 Have a child. Give up. 349 Dio. I'm sorry for your husband 247 Join a py
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  • 32

    We All Have One

    Forget therapy. Who is your medieval emotional support animal January happy snail cat February March April chicken on stilts brave warrior snail silly lion who can never be serious May king derp cat June July paranoid bunny anxiety owl August overly intense musical rabbit September jazz hands lizard October chicken snail November mermaid bunny December lion whos seen too much
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  • 33

    They're Trapped

    sleepy. @cryptych_ - Apr 18 0 americans need the right to roam so bad dude felix LOVEBITE... @xrav... Apr 16 SOON • Hi! Silly legal question. Am I allowed to hang out here? -300 16.7K 218K 5.4M □ I
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